I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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