im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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