he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
