this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Damn victory sex feels great
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