OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.