I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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