no you cant smoke seaweed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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