Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm too high and old for this...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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