can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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