just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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