Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize