At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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