your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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