Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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