at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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