i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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