love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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