I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.