Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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