so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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