the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I touched a dick in church today