How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
