yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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