He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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