you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
