So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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