ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she peed on how many people?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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