New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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