Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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