Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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