he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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