I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
