I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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