Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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