I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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