I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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