She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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