i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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