In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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