no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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