i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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