just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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