There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
