if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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