2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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