It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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