He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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