Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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