Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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