Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thus making me awesome and them whores
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
