After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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