Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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