he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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