The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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