in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
