He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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